I warned you I was allergic to that shampoo, but did you believe me? Oh no, not you, think you know everything, don’t you? Well, now my face is melting, so let’s hear your clever idea for fixing that, Vidal Buffoon!
Your “Gary” has the (echo effect) Jowls of DESSS-tiny, Heather Y.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Disa-POINTED!!!, Pups
The show previews next week, then runs through 12/19. Here are the dates I'm performing:
11/20 (preview)
12/5 (matinee)
12/5 (evening)
12/11 (evening)
12/12 (matinee)
12/18 (evening)
12/19 (evening)
Matinee' shows generally start at 3:00, and evening shows at 8:00.
For those who don't know (or don't remember) Let It Snow is the family friendly fully improvised Holiday musical where we take an audience member's small home town and do a two hour holiday musical tribute to it.
You can find more information about the show at: http://un-scripted.com
And Alan made this BITCHIN interactive Google map, listing the show summary from every town that we've featured during the course of the last several years doing Let It Snow! http://un-scripted.com/content/let-it-s
me
Missing the snow in Boston a little... :)
Washington, D.C. — Outraged legislators renewed calls for banning human-animal hybrids after researchers at the Frankenstein Institute for Extremely Scary Science announced the creation of a “lambaby.” According to a spokesperson for an angry mob that stormed the Institute, “arghle grumble blaarphle rhubarb rhubarb!”
I have just one word for you, Brynne M.: PASICKIE!
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Primates, Unusual animals
I have such mixed feelings about my job. It's certainly not anything close to what I expected to do with my life, but at the same time, I've been here for over a third of the time I've spent on this giant ball of rock. I can't say that I like it anymore than I can say that I dislike it, but in so many ways, it's kind of the perfect job for someone with my particular set of skills and habits. Quite frankly, the idea that I should be looking for some other source of employment has never stopped bouncing around in some random corner of my brain, but I can't imagine ever leaving an employer that has promoted me from being a brainless file jockey to being in charge of my own (admittedly rather small) department, while more than tripling my starting salary in just over a decade (and that's even despite the fact that I'm not getting a raise this year due to Bernie Madoff and the shitstorm that is our national economy).
I don't mean to gloat, and I don't mean to whine. But seeing the numbers on that piece of paper really rattled me.
Heeerrrrrre, birdie, birdie, birdie. At some point, you’re going to need a drink of this niiiice water I brought you. Maybe not in the next minute, maybe not in the next hour. But I’ve got alllllll day, boys, and you’re the only thing on my calendar.

The early cat gets the bird, Karen M.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Birds, Danger, I'm Going To Eat You, Kittens
The piano is my forte, and I love to lie down in it,
It suits my laid-back at-etude, I don’t care how you spinet.
When I’m keyed up, can’t stay upright, life’s tempo gets too taxing,
I lie for just a minuet, and presto! I’m relaxing.
I’m never too Bizet to take a nap where notes are rolling,
When melodies float like the breeze, this console’s quite consoling.
So play whatever song you like; Chopsticks to Clair de Lune-a,
For where there’s a piano, I expect piano tuna.
We all octave a kitty like that, Kristina V.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
I'm looking for experiences, typical days, if the job is actually in demand, etc. with the following:
Public (any of the following:)
*YA/Childrens
*Adult Services/ Reference
Academic
*Archives
School Media:
*K-12
Any help would be appreciated!
As for some info on me, I'm 22, my favorite genre is YA lit., I don't particularly like children but am devoted to getting more kids reading and not made fun of, and I'm interested in archives because of the solitude, and I enjoy what little I know of preservation (I make phase boxes often at my current job for rare/decaying books), buuut I'm terrible at Access and databases. Like, terrible. I'm not actually that good at computer stuff. :/
NaNoWriMo update- 22K words, last night I banged out almost 3K in a frenzy of trying to get to my plot. I am really enjoying the process again this year, I really like the structure of having to get something done every day. Though that is also a bit of a curse, because I find myself needlessly drawing out some scenes that are utterly useless because I worry that I'll run out of story before I get to the 50,000 word mark. So there will be a lot of editing to do eventually. But tonight I have to commence with the actual adventure! portion of the story and cease wanking on about music. In my imagination, Neutral Milk Hotel has gotten back together.
Also- I am giddy like a little girl for New Moon.
I’ve been trying to look more evil and less snuggley, I swear. And yes, I’ll try to grow into my paws faster. Look, I know I have a lot to live up to, but I’m trying. Really. Please, I can’t sit in these Smurf undergarments any longer.

Azrael, a little help here?

Papa Smurf had a big ass, Sandy S.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
We'll find out tomorrow when I call and let them know about this unfortunate circumstance.
Also, yes, that's the quality of webcam I have. I never use it, so I don't feel bad about this fact.
ALSO. I said I was back to blogging. Turns out I'm not, yet...? Go read Penny's blog instead. And post a picture of your pants.
I don’t get it. What does she do? What do you mean, she just sits in there all day? Can you tap the glass or something? She has an Artist’s Statement??? Because as far as I can tell, she’s neither an artist, nor does she make any kind of statement. You know what? Here’s my statement: You come to my house tomorrow and I’ll charge you $40 to watch me sit on the couch all day. How’s that?

Heavy on the tannins, Marco B.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
- Mood:
weird
Is anyone aware of any blogs or websites that recommend books in languages other than English? I'm especially interested in sites that recommend fiction, but anything will do. I don't have any particular user group in mind in terms of age or reading ability.
I don't have an interest in any particular language as a result of my assignment, although I'd certainly prefer sites that are in English or are bilingual so that I can understand what I'm looking at. If you do have a good source that's not in English, please describe the contents a little bit. Even if I can't use it, someone else might!
Thanks in advance!
- Mood:
thoughtful
It happened so fast that he barely heard the massive snorf or felt the violent whoosh of air. But when he looked down, Paul realized that his entire forearm had been sucked up her trunk, and the look in her eyes said, “I don’t have to give it back, you know.” It was the first and last time Paul would play “I got your nose!” with Ellafante.

That’s a risky little game, Christoph G.
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Nightmares, Unusual animals
Starting right meow, we’re posting kittens whenever we like. We’re not waiting for special holidays or Caturdays to roll around. It’s meow or never Mother’s Day! Hurry up meow!
Not so funny meow is it Amy S.?
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
So a little over two weeks ago we tilled the lawn, laid down mulch and spread grass seed. We've been watering it 2X a day since and have yet to see any grass.
We took a look at the packaging today and noticed two things... one it says that grass will start to emerge in 2-4 weeks, so we may be worrying for nothing, and two it says to rake the seeds into the soil. We never did that.
So the question is -- should we do that NOW or will that do more harm than good?
- Location:Jefferson Park
This is... extremely inconvenient.
This is “Captain” Lance Monkeypants in CuteCopter One, and we’re getting reports of puppies attacking cars on the southbound I-812 at Bleen Street. This is a multiple-puppy situation, very aggressive, and they are simply not letting any car get past them, so drivers are advised to use surface streets until further notice.
Now over to Ellie B. with the weather!
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Pups
Saturday - Recovered from wine. Beat Borderlands playthrough 1. (The Destructor can go fuck itself). Used Foursquare to track down folks who were in town drinking. Drank a little. Went to a birthday party.
Fell 15 feet off a deck.
I'm okay except for some bruises and scrapes, but it could have been a lot worse. Luckily I bounced off a metal carport on my way down and did not land on any rusted nails or shattered guardrails from the part of the deck that broke.
Sunday - Started Dragon Age. Decided it was too nice to play videogames all day, so walked to Marblehead for nachos. Came home.
I am very interested in becoming a library technician. I don't want to work in a public library,however,I want to work in an academic or research library.
What would I need to do to persue this career? I might would eventually like to become a librarian,but that would be many years down the road.
I have no college. I was thinking about volunteering to get some "hands on experience". Would this be enough to prepare me or would they prefer someone that already has a degree (at least a bachelors).
What could I do to make myself stand out when applying for this type of position? Thank you in advance.
Avast there, ye sea dogs! Just because I’ve only got one eye, ye’ve got no call ta be throwin’ me in the trash with the rest of the bilge water! That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more! (Now where did I put me spinach?)
Have you considered adding an eye patch and a parrot, Laura S.?
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Kittens
I have been reliving some of my past especially since I've obsessively started rewatching old shows on hulu- one unparticular "My So-Called Life." It brings me back to high school without me actually having to go back there. In a way, it feels good. I think about the people that have come and gone in my life and although there is a twinge of uneasiness or something that might make me sit and cry, I smile and remember it with contentment.
- Mood:
creative - Music:Buffalo Tom
Commies not over the Berlin Wall's fall
...along with a overly-biased editorial that implies that the violence at Fort Hood was a terrorist attack had me thinking that I'd write about labels and dehumanization as tools of social control, but I really don't have it in me today. Besides, there's altogether too much shouting as it is.
I will say this: "Commie" is SOOO
A while back, Meg featured some orangumazing photos of Suryia and Roscoe, the orangutan and hound-dog buddies. Now, thanks to sender-inner Marilyn T., you can see the heartwarming story of how they met. On your mark, get set, awwww!
Posted in Uncategorized Tagged: Interspecies Snorgling, Primates, Pups, Unusual animals
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free ..
"I watched a snail crawl along
the edge of a straight razor. That's
my dream. That's my nightmare.
Crawling, slithering, along the edge
of a straight... razor... and surviving."
Identified as "Ft. Hood shooter"
Brain Scientist (biochem degree from Virginia Tech) who growed up in the Bali Hai neighborhood of Vinton, Va.
Take a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill

'V' invades, conquers Tuesday
4 November 2009 9:47 AM, PST
Fast National ratings for Tuesday, Nov. 3, 2009. TV audiences appear willing to welcome the Visitors back into their homes. ABC's remake/reboot/reimagining of "V" had a strong premiere on Tuesday in the first hour of what will be a four-episode November launch, followed by an eventual spring relaunch.
High School Madness
"you look funny, where are you from?"
"America."
"your parents, what are they?"
"Palestinian."
"what country is that?"
"they came from Jordan."
"you're Jordanese? i don't think so. i think you're Indian."
"am not."
"are too. hey guys - LET'S GIVE GANDHI A WEDGIE."
Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me
(No) Escape from Trance Mountain ..
And among these “experiments” conducted on US Soldiers by their government, and was a “research specialty” of Major Hasan’s, one was one called Radio Hypnotic Intracerebral Control Electronic Dissolution of Memory (RHIC-EDOM) which was pioneered for the US Military in the 1960’s by New York University Professor J. Anthony Deutsch who…“indicated that the mind is a transmitter and if too much information is received, like too many vehicles on a crowded freeway, the brain ceases to transmit. The Professor indicated that an excess of acetyl choline in the brain can interfere with the memory process and control. He indicated excess amounts of acetyl choline can be artificially produced, through both the administration of drugs or through the use of radio waves. The process is called Electronic Dissolution of Memory (EDOM). The memory transmission can be stopped for as long as the radio signal continues”...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Sa
[ thanks to Patrick for suggestions/inspirations / and, um, Michael Hoffman for his bold declaration that not only is the frame part of the picture, sometimes it's the most important part .. (KEYWORDS : Malaclypse the Younger , Nidal Malik Hasan , Apocalypse Now , Marlon Brando , Roanoke , Vinton , Anderson SC , Blue Ridge Mountains) ]
- Music:"Deer Park (live) The Fall.
...I so did not pick the right night to be watching a Stephen King movie. D:
ETA: Have now succeeded in watching movie and am not dead! Another successful Saturday night in Refurland!
Son of ETA: Turns out all of the above (with the exception of the scratching and the movie) can be explained by the fact that there's a huge house fire just down the road from me. We now return you to your previously scheduled D:
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG-13
Length: 4,198
Warnings: High levels of silly. \o/
Spoilers: To 5x08.
Pairings/characters: Sam, Dean, Castiel.
Notes: And now for something completely different (tag to 5x08).
Summary: Sam is never allowed to make plans ever again. Just so we're clear.
( It starts in Wellington, Ohio. )
Show's at 8 tonight @ somerville theater, would like money but would rather they get used than not.
email, cybertrash at gmail
We’ve all seen them, envied them: They are the Cubicles of Unfathomable Awesomeness, beacons of style in the soulless sea of the modern workplace. Is your cubicle unfathomably awesome? Look for these tell-tale signs:
- Multiple pages from the Cute Overload Page-A-Day Calendar, the only calendar specially formulated to melt away those stressful brain cells.
- The almost-nearly-completely-as-cool calendar for the ASPCA!
- Pen. (Pens rock!)
- Telephone with more buttons than the Millennium Falcon.
- Web browser open to Google Analytics, bringing instant karmic enlightenment to statistics junkies.
And the crowning touch, the crème de la cool…
- Puppy in your in-box!
Cool pup + cool job = cool you, Ayumi S.
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